Words that sound dirty but aren't

Have you ever cringed when someone described their muffin as being deliciously MOIST? Giggled when asked to pass the CUMQUAT or become ashamedly excited when boarding your plane to BANGKOK? Then this list is just for you.

A comprehensive list of such words has been in progress since 2003. This list is the original work of a highly qualified twosome. Namely myself and one, Angela Little.

Disclaimer: Words that ARE dirty are not considered nor found amusing.

Words that sound dirty but aren't

Anchovy
Angina
Bang
Bangkok
Bean
Beaver
Beef
Bone
Budding
Bunt
Burger Ring
Bush
Cavity
chute
Clag Glue
Clip
Clog
Cloisters
Clot
Cob
Coit
Come
Condiment
Country
Crack
Creamy
Crumpet
Crust
Crux
Cucumber
Cumquat
Currant
Date
Deep
Digit
Discharge
Drip
Duty
Erect
Facial
Fester
Firm
Flaccid
Flange
Flank
Flap
Flow
Fluff
Flux
Focal
Fork
Fulcrum
Gash
Gibblets
Gooey
Grunt
Gulch
Gushing
Hole
Hoof
hump
Hung
Ingest
Insert
Juice
Limp
Liquor
Load
Loaf
Loins
Loiter
Masticate
Meningococcal
Missionary
Moist
Mouth
Muff
Nugget
Nurture
Ointment
Orifice
Outlet
Package
Pad
Panini
Panties
Penal
Penalised
Penetrate
Phalanges
Phaphph (aka Faff)
Pianist
Pneumococcal
Point
Poise
Poker
Pork
Present ("the female baboon presented for her partner")
Prosciutto
pump
Pungent
Purse
Push
Pussy
Queef
Ramrod
Rectify
Residue
Rim
Rissole
Roger
Rouse
Scrape
Scroggin
Secretion
Shaft
Shoot
Shunting
Slide
Slit
slit
Sloppy
Slot
Sludge
Smear
Smudge
Snatch
Snorkel
Spandex
splatter
Spoon
Spout
spunk
Squat
Squelch
Squirt
Sticky
Succulent
Supple
Swollen
Swung
Taco
taco
Tender
Thespians
Thrust
Tiddly
Tight
Tort
trouser
tuffet
Update
Uranus
Valve
Vegemite
Venal
Vent
Volvo
Wally
Wangle
Withdrawal
Wood
Wound
Yeast
Zucchini