This past Wednesday the 14th of September 2011, shall be dubbed ‘The official day of oldness’.
The Background:
My two youngest cousins (who shan't remain nameless), Dylan and Tayla, who are 17 and 15 respectively, were visiting to receive haircuts from my very talented hair-cutter sister Tenille.
After Tenille had removed Dylan’s mullet, we spent an hour discussing the latest iPhone apps, a further 20 minutes was spent teasing me about the face mask I had on and another half an hour about the latest Jersey Shore episode. Once this important discussion was over, the conversation went a little something like this:
Nicole: “What happened with Anastaaaaaaaaaaaasia Dylan!?”
Tenille: “Oh yes Anastaaaaaaaaaaaasia, it sounds far more posh when you say it like that!”
Dylan: “Anastasia? Oh we broke up like 8 months ago.”
Tayla: “Yeah he’s had like 4 girlfriends since then, Priscilla, Alida, Devon and Ivy”
Nicole: “Well it’s obvious where you’re going wrong, you need to start going out with girls with normal names like Sarah or Rachel.”
Dylan: “…….”
Nicole: “Well good to see you’re moving on”
Nicole: “How’s your new job?”
Dylan: “Yeah it’s awesome ey! They hired me with a mullet so I reckon it’s going to be a wicked place to work!”
Nicole: “Yeah totes!!! I bet you’re excited to finally have you license!?”
Dylan: “Haha no one says totes anymore Nicole...Yeah it’s sick ey. When your old boy gets back I need him to help me get a car over from Queensland, this one chews through the tyres ey.”
Nicole: “Oh I’m sure he’d be happy to help you with that……so would anyone like a cuppa tea?”
Dylan: “What are you like 80?!”
Need I say more.
The Background:
My two youngest cousins (who shan't remain nameless), Dylan and Tayla, who are 17 and 15 respectively, were visiting to receive haircuts from my very talented hair-cutter sister Tenille.
After Tenille had removed Dylan’s mullet, we spent an hour discussing the latest iPhone apps, a further 20 minutes was spent teasing me about the face mask I had on and another half an hour about the latest Jersey Shore episode. Once this important discussion was over, the conversation went a little something like this:
Nicole: “What happened with Anastaaaaaaaaaaaasia Dylan!?”
Tenille: “Oh yes Anastaaaaaaaaaaaasia, it sounds far more posh when you say it like that!”
Dylan: “Anastasia? Oh we broke up like 8 months ago.”
Tayla: “Yeah he’s had like 4 girlfriends since then, Priscilla, Alida, Devon and Ivy”
Nicole: “Well it’s obvious where you’re going wrong, you need to start going out with girls with normal names like Sarah or Rachel.”
Dylan: “…….”
Nicole: “Well good to see you’re moving on”
Nicole: “How’s your new job?”
Dylan: “Yeah it’s awesome ey! They hired me with a mullet so I reckon it’s going to be a wicked place to work!”
Nicole: “Yeah totes!!! I bet you’re excited to finally have you license!?”
Dylan: “Haha no one says totes anymore Nicole...Yeah it’s sick ey. When your old boy gets back I need him to help me get a car over from Queensland, this one chews through the tyres ey.”
Nicole: “Oh I’m sure he’d be happy to help you with that……so would anyone like a cuppa tea?”
Dylan: “What are you like 80?!”
Need I say more.
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